Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Game Plan Continued

Those of you who have been following my game plan to become a minor celebrity through my academic writing will be interested to know that the book on which this all hinges, The Year's Work in Lebowski Studies, has just come out from Indiana University Press and is now rocketing its way up the Amazon charts (today: #13,827 in Books).

The Next Steps:

1. Get some people.
2. Have my people get me a cameo on Glee.
3. Wait for Robert Pattinson to call and ask me to be his wingman.

If everything goes as planned, I should soon be taking applications for members of my entourage. I'll keep you posted on the details. For now, you can just leave your 8 x 10 glossy with Amanda.

Nov. 20th update: Now #14,481 in Books. Slipping! No wonder Pattinson hasn't called.


  1. Plus, the book jacket just ties the whole room together.

  2. Say what you will about the cover, dude, but at least it represents an ethos.