Well, the way I see it, it's not that they're anyone in particular exactly. See, an assistant professor ain't got a soul of his own, just a little piece of a big soul, the one big soul that belongs to everybody. They're everywhere. Wherever there's an extra portfolio to be graded, they'll be there. Wherever there's a committee assignment to be filled, they'll be there. They'll be in the way guys yell when they're mad and in the way kids laugh when they're hungry and they know supper's ready. And when the students are writing the papers that are assigned and doing their service learning, they'll be there, too.
... and just who might those assistant professors be...
ReplyDeleteOmg, Dennis...I almost choked on my coffee. This is the best blog ever!
ReplyDeleteYes, Dennis, who are the profs???
ReplyDeleteWell, the way I see it, it's not that they're anyone in particular exactly. See, an assistant professor ain't got a soul of his own, just a little piece of a big soul, the one big soul that belongs to everybody. They're everywhere. Wherever there's an extra portfolio to be graded, they'll be there. Wherever there's a committee assignment to be filled, they'll be there. They'll be in the way guys yell when they're mad and in the way kids laugh when they're hungry and they know supper's ready. And when the students are writing the papers that are assigned and doing their service learning, they'll be there, too.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure I want the Infinite Promise if it requires a Page Boy hairdo.
ReplyDeleteThe Infinite Promise obviously includes an infinite number of possible haircuts. The clip simply presents the one that Brian personally requested.
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