What's Your Story? (6 words or less)

So. . . .today is the day you've all been waiting for: the first-ever National Day on Writing.

In addition to browsing the many, many contributions to the WVU gallery of writing at http://writing.wvu.edu, do some writing.

Today's challenge: tell a story in 6 words or less. Ernest Hemingway (the inspiration for the challenge) offered: For Sale: Baby shoes. Never worn.

What's your story?