Next They Need to Talk to Snooki

Rutgers University has just begun a two year program to improve student behavior and encourage better manners on campus. The opening lecture is entitled "Choosing Civility: The Twenty-Five Rules of Considerate Conduct." Given the student body president's explanation of the need for such a program ("It's because we're college students and we're paying for services...we're paying the professor so we should be able to leave class whenever we feel like it."), the Tenants think it would be a good idea to cover the main points in the first ten minutes of the talk.